English speaked hear

Signs and notices all over the world

[ this bit of the site was fed from the Web - but I travelled too and was able to throw in a couple of my own ]

(road sign)  Stop. Drive sideways.
(physician)  Specialist in women and other diseases.
(dry cleaner)  Drop your trousers here for best results.
(furrier)  Fur coats made for ladies from their own skin.
(toy box)  Guaranteed to work throughout its useful life.
(one same shop)  English well talking / Here speeching American.
(airline)  We take your bags and send them in all directions.
(airport)  If you carry home-made money show it to customs officer.
(hotel)  In case of fire, leave hotel and gather yourself before and behind it.
(temple)  It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
(hotel)  The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
(laundry)  Ladies, leave clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
(ski resort)  Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
(hotel)  Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing please not to read notice.

(various restaurants)  Garlic coffee / Toes with butter and jam / Thighs of frogs / Prawn cock and tail / Roasted duck let loose / Pork with fresh garbage / French fried ships / Buttered saucepans and fried hormones / Teppan Yaki Before Your Cooked Right Eyes / Fried fishermen / Beef rashers beaten up in the country peoples fashion / Chocolate mouse / Strawberry crap / Sweat from the trolley / Grown ham (you have to know French to enjoy that one)