The speach full of wisdom from the Master of the World (23 January 2007)

Georges Cloned

Did you know that, before being famous, Georges Clooney played in several cheap movies. One of them was Return Of The Killer Tomatoes.

Of course I saw this film (that was exactly what you can expect of it), but that is not the subject of today.

I recently discovered that Johnny Knoxville produced a sequel of Jackass : Jackass number 2. So I would like to launch a petition "Let Knoxville be James Bond 007".

If you are the producer of the next James Bond, and you read this page, please give Johnny a chance to become "normally" famous. I know that James Bond does not fart, or does not try to swim in a pool full of shit, but what the hell... do something. I dont want to see Jackass 13 in twenty years, starring Johnny Knoxville (55 years old), trying to skate on the back of a rhino, with an umbrella stuck in his ass.

Thank you.

And now, music...

Free, by Powerman 5000, of course.

Have a nice week.

Harry Peal.