
 "Computers in the future may weigh no
more than 1.5 tons." --Popular Mechanics, forecasting the relentless march of
science, 1949
"I think there is a world market for maybe five
computers." --Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943
"I have traveled the length and breadth of this
country and walked with the best people, and I can assure you that data processing is a
fad that won't last out the year." --The editor in charge of business books for
Prentice Hall, 1957
"But what ... is it good for?" --Engineer
at the Advanced Computing Systems Division of IBM, 1968, commenting on the microchip.
"There is no reason anyone would want a
computer in their home." --Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital
Equipment Corp., 1977
"This 'telephone' has too many shortcomings to
be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value
to us." --Western Union internal memo, 1876.
"The wireless music box has no imaginable
commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nobody in particular?" --David
Sarnoff's associates in response to his urgings for investment in the radio in the 1920s.
"The concept is interesting and well-formed,
but in order to earn better than a 'C,' the idea must be feasible." --A Yale
University management professor in response to Fred Smith's paper proposing reliable
overnight delivery service. (Smith went on to found Federal Express Corp.)
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?"
--H.M. Warner, Warner Brothers, 1927.
"I'm just glad it'll be Clark Gable who's
falling on his face and not Gary Cooper." --Gary Cooper on his decision not to take
the leading role in "Gone With The Wind."
"A cookie store is a bad idea. Besides, the
market research reports say America likes crispy cookies, not soft and chewy cookies like
you make." --Response to Debbi Fields' idea of starting Mrs. Fields' Cookies.
"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is
on the way out." --Decca Recording Co. rejecting the Beatles, 1962.
"Heavier-than-air flying machines are
impossible." --Lord Kelvin, president, Royal Society, 1895.
"If I had thought about it, I wouldn't have
done the experiment. The literature was full of examples that said you can't do
this." --Spencer Silver on the work that led to the unique adhesives for 3-M
"Post-It" Notepads.
"So we went to Atari and said, 'Hey, we've got
this amazing thing, even built with some of your parts, and what do you think about
funding us? Or we'll give it to you. We just want to do it. Pay our salary, we'll come
work for you.' And they said, 'No.' So then we went to Hewlett-Packard, and they said,
'Hey, we don't need you. You haven't got through college yet.'" --Apple Computer Inc.
founder Steve Jobs on attempts to get Atari and H-P interested in his and Steve Wozniak's
personal computer.
"Professor Goddard does not know the relation
between action and reaction and the need to have something better than a vacuum against
which to react. He seems to lack the basic knowledge ladled out daily in high
schools." --1921 New York Times editorial about Robert Goddard's revolutionary rocket
work.
"You want to have consistent and uniform muscle
development across all of your muscles? It can't be done. It's just a fact of life. You
just have to accept inconsistent muscle development as an unalterable condition of weight
training." --Response to Arthur Jones, who solved the "unsolvable" problem
by inventing Nautilus.
"Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground
to try and find oil? You're crazy." --Drillers who Edwin L. Drake tried to enlist to
his project to drill for oil in 1859.
"Stocks have reached what looks like a
permanently high plateau." --Irving Fisher, Professor of Economics, Yale University,
1929.
"Airplanes are interesting toys but of no
military value." --Marechal Ferdinand Foch, Professor of Strategy, Ecole Superieure
de Guerre.
"Everything that can be invented has been
invented." --Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899.
"Louis Pasteur's theory of germs is ridiculous
fiction". --Pierre Pachet, Professor of Physiology at Toulouse, 1872
"The abdomen, the chest, and the brain will
forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon". --Sir John Eric
Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.
"640K ought to be enough for anybody." --
Bill Gates, 1981 |