- "Uh.. yes.. I just got hit in the face with a cream pie."

- "Okay, sir. Have you called the Brussels police department before?"

- "No"

- "Well, let me get a little information about you for our records. Your name?"

- "Bill Gates"

- "Country?"

- "The USA"

- "Native language?"

- "English"

- "Okay, sir. Your police department ID number is BP31415927. Please use this number the next time you call. Now, you say you were hit in the face with a pie?"

- "Yes, I was just about to meet with the Belgian Prime Minister. One person distracted me while another hit me with a cream pie."

- "We've had other customers report that they were hit in the face with a custard pie. Are you sure it was a cream pie?" "Well, I have white stuff all over my face and I don't see any custard, so I really don't think it was a custard pie."

- "Have you visited the Prime Minister before?"

- "Yes"

- "Were you hit in the face with a pie then?"

- "No"

- "Hmm... have you visited any other Prime Ministers in the past month?"

- "Yes"

- "Any pies then?"

- "No"

- "Okay, well.. let's try something. Go outside the building and come in again. I'll wait."

- "Just a minute.." <several minutes pass> "Okay, I'm back."

- "Did you get hit by another pie?"

- "Of course not"