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 The Top ten ways things would be
different if Microsoft built cars.
- A particular model year of car wouldn't be
available until AFTER that year, instead of before.
- Every time they repainted the lines on the
road, you'd have to buy a new car.
- Occasionally your car would just die for no
reason, you'd have to restart it. For some strange reason, you would just accept this.
- You could only have one person at a time in
your car, unless you bought a car '95 or a car NT, but then you'd have to buy more seats.
- You would be constantly pressured to upgrade
your car. Wait a sec, it's that way NOW!
- Sun Motorsystems would make a car that was
solar powered, twice as reliable, 5 times as fast, but only ran on 5% of the roads.
- The oil, alternator, gas, engine warning
lights would be replaced with a single "General Car Fault" warning light.
- People would get excited about the
"new" features in Microsoft cars, forgetting completely that they had been
available in other brands for years.
- We'd all have to switch to Microsoft Gas
(tm).
- Ford, General Motors and Chrysler would all
be complaining because Microsoft was putting a radio in all its models.
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