

 DATING: the process of spending enormous
amounts of money, time, and energy to get better acquainted with a person whom you
don't especially like in the present and will learn to like a lot less in the future.
EASY: a term used to describe a woman who has the
sexual morals of a man.
FRIEND: a member of the opposite sex in your
acquaintance who has some flaw which makes sleeping with him/her totally unappealing.
INDIFFERENCE: a woman's feeling towards a man, which
is interpreted to by the man as "playing hard to get."
INTERESTING: a word a man uses to describe a woman
who lets him do all the talking.
IRRITATING HABITS: what the endearing little
qualities that initially attract people to each other turn into after a few months
together.
NYMPHOMANIAC: a man's term for a woman who wants to
have sex more often than he does.
SOBER: condition in which it is almost impossible to
fall in love. |