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10. I think of you as a brother. (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in "Deliverance.") 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You are one jurassic geezer.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes upon.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.) 6. I've got a boyfriend (who's really my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's). 5. I don't date men where I work. (Hey, bud, I wouldn't even date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (It's not me, it's you.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.) 2. I'm celibate. (I've sworn off only the men like you.) 1. Let's be friends. (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet. It's that male perspective thing) Top 10 rejection lines given by men (and what they actually mean...) 10. I think of you as a sister. (You're ugly.) 9. There's a slight difference in our ages. (You're ugly.) 8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way. (You're ugly.) 7. My life is too complicated right now. (You're ugly.) 6. I've got a girlfriend. (You're ugly.) 5. I don't date women where I work. (You're ugly.) 4. It's not you, it's me. (You're ugly.) 3. I'm concentrating on my career. (You're ugly.) 2. I'm celibate. (You're ugly.) 1. Let's be friends. (You're sinfully ugly.) |
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Aaaah... L'homme et la
femme... Ils peuvent parfois bien s'entendre, mais parfois pas... L'un aime mettre ses
pieds sur la table devant un bon match, l'autre préfère causer jupons pendant 2 heures
au téléphone avec son amie. L'un ne pense qu'au sexe, l'autre est plus romantique. Et
trop souvent, l'un prend l'autre pour une idiote et l'autre réplique par des reproches.
Et pourtant, que serions-nous sans notre petit conjoint?.. Mmmh?.. On aurait la paix?..
Oui, vous avez peut-être raison ;-). Mais qui s'occuperait de repasser vos chemises /
tondre la pelouse?.. Hein ?.. Je vous le demande! :-) Vous trouverez dans cette rubrique
des documents souvent taquins, quelques fois machos, parfois méchants. Mais ils
reflètent tellement bien la réalité :-).
