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10: You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9: If you get tired, you just wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8: The uglier you look, the easier it is. 7: You don't have to compliment the person who gave you the candy. 6: Its OK when the person you're with fantasizes you're someone else, because you ARE someone else. 5: Forty years from now, you'll still enjoy candy. 4: If you don't get what you want, you can always go next door. 3: It doesn't matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2: Ther'e is less guilt the next morning. AND the #1 reason (Drum roll): 1: You can do the whole neighborhood! |
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