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majeur, vous?.. Sûr sûr sûr?.. Montrez-moi votre carte d'identité...... Mmm... C'est
vous, sur cette photo?.. Mmm... Quelle est votre date de naissance?.. Mmm... OK, passez...
Things NOT to say during sex |
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- Now is it finally in?
- That's it?
- (Phone rings) Hello?...... Oh nothing....... How about you?
- Oh Mommy!
- Oh Daddy!
- But EVERYBODY looks funny naked!
- You woke me up for that?
- Did I mention the video camera?
- Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
- "This is your first time, right?" "Yeah... since this
morning."
- Hurry up! This room rents by the hour!
- Could you please pass me the remote control?
- Do you take Visa?
- On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
- And to think - I was really trying to pick up your friend!
- Hope you're as good looking when I'm sober.
- (Holding a banana) It's just a little trick I learned at the zoo!
- Try not to smear my make-up, will ya!
- Got any penicillin?
- But I just brushed my teeth!
- Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
- I want a baby!
- Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
- When is this supposed to feel good?
- You're good enough to do this for a living!
- Did I remember to take my pill?
- Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
- That leak better be from the waterbed!
- Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
- No, really... I do this part better myself!
- It's nice being in bed with a woman I don't have to inflate!
- This would be more fun with a few more people.
- You're almost as good as your brother!
- Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
- Is that you I smell or is it your pillow stuffed with rotten
cucumbers?
- You look younger than you feel.
- Perhaps you're just out of practice.
- They're not cracker crumbs, it's just a rash.
- Now I know why she dumped you.
- Have you ever considered liposuccion?
- What are you planning to make for breakfast?
- I was so horny tonight I would have taken a donkey home!
- Were you by any chance repressed as a child?
- Did I mention my transsexual operation?
- I really hate women who actually think sex means something!
- Did you come yet?
- When we're done, I'll tell you who I've been fantasizing about.
- A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time!
- Oprah had a show about girls like you.
- You can cook too, right?
- When would you like to meet my parents?
- You have the same bra as my mom.
- Can you finish now? I have a date.
- Hurry up, the game's about to start.
- Your mom... SHE is really hot!
- What's your name again?
- What the hell was that noise?
- I'm sorry, I wasn't listening.
- What? Oh yeah, I love you too.
- Oh Lara, Lara, Lara... I mean Donna.... shit.
- Is it OK if we never see each other again?
- Just use your finger, it's bigger.
- Your sister... SHE likes it up her ass!
- I haven't had this much sex since I was a hooker!
- Wanna see me take out my glass eye?
- You're no better than my brother!
- Keep it down, my mom's is a light sleeper.
- So that's why they call you Mr Flash!
- Isn't this a sin?
- How long do you plan to be "almost there"?
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