A LONG, LONG TIME AGO
IN A GALAXY FAR AWAY
THE REPUBLIC LIES SCATTERED AFTER THE LACK OF PARODIES THAT HAS TORMENTED THE GALAXY FOR QUITE SOME TIME. MON MOTHRA SENT FORTH 3 OF THE BRAVEST MEN TO THE DEEP FORREST OF KASHYYYK, NONE OF THEM RETURNED WITH NON-WOOKIE JOKES AND KNEW A SPECTACULAR RAISE OF JAR-JAR BINKS JOKES. THE REPUBLIC WAS ASTOUNDED BY SUCH A FACT AND ORDERED THE 3 JEDI KNIGHTS TO GO TO PLANET EARTH AND INVESTIGATE A SUPERIOR SERIE OF MOVIES CALLED LORD OF THE RINGS.
THE STAR WARS UNIVERSE SEEMED TO HAVE DIED EVER SINCE THE RELEASE OF THE LATEST MOVIES IN WHICH OBI-WAN KENOBI AND DARTH MAUL WERE THE ONLY GOOD THINGS. THOUGH THE CLONE WARS WERE PRETTY COOL TOO.
FURTHER INVESTIGATION OF THE 3 JEDI KNIGHTS LED TO THE ASSUMPTION THAT A DARK SITH LORD MUST BE SPYING AT THE VATICAN. AS THEIR INVESTIGATION PROCEEDED, NONE OF THEM RETURNED SOBER...